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[knocks at door]
YOU WANTED TO SEE ME?

2
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- YEAH. HAVE A SEAT.
- IS IT SERIOUS?

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WOW. [nervous laughter]

4
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ANDY'S A WITTLE SCAWED.

5
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OKAY, RIGHT THERE.
RIGHT THERE IS THE PROBLEM.

6
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THERE HAVE BEEN REPORTS
AROUND THE OFFICE

7
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THAT YOU HAVE BEEN TALKING
BABY TALK.

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WHY WOULD PEOPLE SAY THAT?

9
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WELL, I HAVE IT
ON GOOD AUTHORITY

10
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THAT YOU SAID THE FOLLOWING.

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CAN YOU READ THAT
BACK TO ME?

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- "ANDY HAVE A BOO-BOO TUMMY."
- MM-HMM.

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WOULD YOU RATHER ME SAY

14
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"HEY, GUYS, MY IRRITABLE BOWEL
SYNDROME IS FLARING UP"?

15
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OKAY.

16
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"CRAZY DIARRHEA HAPPENING
RIGHT NOW."

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'CAUSE THINGS CAN GET
REAL ADULT, REAL FAST.

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YOU ARE ALSO ON RECORD
AS SAYING "WITTLE-ITTLE,"

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"FOOTY-WUTTIES,"
"NUM NUMS,"

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"JAMMIES," "MAKE BOOM-BOOM,"
"WIDICUWOUS,"

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AND "WODE IWAND."

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BERNARDS ARE NOT ALLOWED
TO TALK LIKE BABIES,

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EVEN WHEN WE'RE BABIES.

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SO NATURALLY, COLLEGE,
MY FIRST TIME AWAY FROM HOME,

25
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I WENT NUTS.

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IT WAS ALL, "OOH, ANDY WEE-WEE
IN CWIBBY,"

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AND, "ANDY WANT MILKY
FROM BOOBY."

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BUT AFTER ALL MY ROOMMATES TRANSFERRED,

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I REINED IT IN.

30
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SOMETIMES I CAN'T HELP MYSELF.

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DO I SOMETIMES REPLACE Rs
WITH Ws?

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DO I SOMETIMES REPEAT A WORD
TO GET MY POINT ACROSS?

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WELL, IF I DO,
ANDY'S SOWWY.

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I GET IT, ANDY, ALL RIGHT?

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I GET THAT BEING AN ADULT
IS TOUGH.

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YOU HAVE TO DRESS YOURSELF.

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YOU HAVE TO FEED YOURSELF.

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WHEN YOU HAVE TO POO,

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YOU NEED TO WALK
TO A SPECIAL ROOM.

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BUT YOU CAN'T DO IT HERE.

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YOU CAN'T BE A BABY
IN THE OFFICE.

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IT MAKES ME LOOK
LIKE I HIRE BABIES.

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WELL, IF WE'RE COMPLAINING,

44
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A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK
YOUR ELVIS VOICE IS ANNOYING.

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- OKAY, WHO SAID THAT?
- I DON'T--JUST PEOPLE.

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FOR THE RECORD,
I THINK IT'S PRETTY FANTASTIC.

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[as Elvis] WELL, THANK YOU.
THANK YOU A LOT.

48
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AND FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH,
I THINK YOUR BABY VOICE IS TOPS.

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TANK YOU, MR. ELWIS.

50
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[as Elvis]
YOU'RE WELCOME, BABY.

51
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[cheerful music]

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♪ ♪

53
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[slams door] DR. TUNA, MD,
I HAVE SOME TERRIBLE NEWS.

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WAIT, ARE YOU THE PATIENT
OR THE DOCTOR?

55
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THE ENTIRE OFFICE
HAS COME DOWN

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WITH A PERNICIOUS CASE
OF THE MONDAYS.

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WOW. WHAT DO YOU PUT
OUR CHANCES AT?

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0%.

59
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UNLESS WE PERFORM
AN IMMEDIATE EMERGENCY

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MORALE TRANSPLANT, STAT!

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- MM. SOUNDS RISKY.
- DON'T WORRY.

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THERE IS A SUREFIRE CURE.
EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH.

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EVERY AWESOME PLACE
I'VE WORKED HAD ONE.

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BEAR STEARNS.
LEHMAN BROTHERS. AIG.

65
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MY SUMMER AT ENRON.

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WOW, THAT'S NOT SUCH
A BAD IDEA.

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- GREAT!
- ANYTHING ELSE?

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NOPE.

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[door slams shut]

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FRANKIE'S DIRTY JOKE
OF THE DAY?

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- THERE'S A BUNCH OF THOSE.
- KEEP.

72
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THERE'S A BUNCH OF SENT EMAILS
THAT JUST SAY "DELIVERED."

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SHOULD I DELETE ALL THOSE?

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I WANT TO KEEP THOSE
SO I CAN SEE WHAT I SENT.

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THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE
A "SENT MAIL" FOLDER.

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KEEP.

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THERE'S ABOUT 30 NEWS ALERTS
FOR "NIP SLIP."

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- FOR WHAT?
- "NIP SLIP."

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OH, OKAY. I DON'T KNOW
HOW THOSE GET ON THERE.

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- WELL...
- MUST BE HACKERS.

81
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OOH, I CAN UNSUBSCRIBE YOU.

82
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NO, THAT'S OKAY.
I'LL DO IT LATER.

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[knocks on door] HEY.

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WHAT'S UP?

85
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WHAT IF I TOLD YOU

86
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I HAD DONE
THE WORST THING EVER,

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WOULD YOU STILL WANT
TO BE MY FRIEND?

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- DID YOU MURDER SOMEONE?
- WORSE THAN MURDER.

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- OH, GOD.
- LURK MUCH?

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I MISS PAM.

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I THINK SHE'S OKAY.

92
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IS THAT WHAT WE'RE GOING
FOR NOW? "OKAY"?

93
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WE USED TO GO
FOR "PRETTY GOOD."

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OR ACCEPTABLE.

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YOU WANT TO TELL ME
WHAT'S GOING ON?

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I CAN'T.

97
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I CAN'T TELL YOU,
BUT JUST UINDERSTAND

98
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THAT IT IS WORSE THAN YOU
CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE.

99
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LEAVE IT AT THAT.

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GREAT. HEY, HOW DO YOU FEEL
ABOUT STARTING

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AN EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH
PROGRAM?

102
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YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT,

103
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THAT ACTUALLY MIGHT MAKE ME
FEEL BETTER.

104
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I'M NOT IN THIS
FOR THE TROPHIES, BUT--

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YOU'RE NOT IN IT AT ALL

106
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'CAUSE YOU CAN'T BE EMPLOYEE
OF THE MONTH,

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YOU'RE A MANAGER.

108
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WELL, TECHNICALLY,
I AM A CO-MANAGER.

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AND I BARELY HAVE
ANY RESPONSIBILITIES.

110
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BUT I WORK HARD,
I LOVE THIS COMPANY,

111
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AND FOR THOSE REASONS,

112
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I THINK I WOULD MAKE A GOOD
EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH.

113
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IT WOULD LOOK BAD. SORRY.

114
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IT WOULD LOOK GOOD

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ON MY MANTLE.

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* JIM'S TALKING TO MICHAEL
RIGHT NOW ♪

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THEY <i>TOTALLY</i> WENT
FOR OUR IDEA.

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YEAH! YOUR IDEA.

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MY IDEA.

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I JUST NEED ANDY TO THINK
IT'S HIS IDEA

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SO IT WON'T GET TRACED
BACK TO ME.

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IN APPROXIMATELY SIX HOURS,

123
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JIM WILL GET A PHONE CALL
FROM DAVID WALLACE.

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HE WILL BE FIRED.

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WELL, I MEAN,
IT WAS OUR IDEA.

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- NO.
- 'CAUSE YOU WERE LIKE,

127
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"WE SHOULD DO
AN EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH,"

128
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AND I WAS LIKE, "GENIUS."

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- YOU SAID THAT.
- AND THEN YOU WERE LIKE,

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"GOT TALK TO JIM ABOUT IT,"
AND I WAS LIKE,

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"I'M ON IT."

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NO, I THINK YOU PRETTY MUCH
CAME UP

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WITH THE WHOLE IDEA YOURSELF
FROM TOP TO BOTTOM.

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AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?

135
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YOU'RE A SHOO-IN TO WIN IT.

136
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AND I THINK THAT MISS ERIN

137
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WILL BE MIGHTILY IMPRESSED
WHEN YOU ARE CROWNED

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EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH.

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REALLY?

140
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WAS JESSICA SIMPSON IMPRESSED
WITH DANE COOK

141
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IN THE MOTION PICTURE
"EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH"?

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I DON'T KNOW.
I DIDN'T SEE IT.

143
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WAS SHE?

144
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I DIDN'T SEE IT EITHER,
BUT ONE WAS TO ASSUME.

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- UH-HUH.
- OH, YEAH, I GUESS SO.

146
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OKAY? HUH?

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both: OH!

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HEY, PAM, DO YOU HAVE A SEC
TO CHECK OVER THIS ITINERARY?

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I LOVE HAVING PAM AROUND.

150
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO
WITHOUT HER.

151
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[sighs]
SURE.

152
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WHENEVER ERIN SHOWS
ME HER WORK, I JUST SAY,

153
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"LOOKS GREAT."

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LOOKS GREAT.

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LOOKS GREAT.

156
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LOOKS GREAT.

157
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THAT USUALLY DOES THE TRICK.

158
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LOOKS GREAT.

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OH, DID YOU REALLY
LOOK IT OVER?

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- FELT LIKE MAYBE YOU DIDN'T.
- OKAY.

161
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THE MICHAEL SCOTT FOUNDATION
IS STILL IN EXISTENCE.

162
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THERE YOU ARE.

163
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I DON'T THINK WE HAVE FINISHED
WITH MY INBOX.

164
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WHAT'S "SCOTT'S TOTS"?

165
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THANK YOU, ERIN.

166
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DID YOU ALSO TELL PEOPLE
I HAD TO GO HOME LAST WEEK

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TO CHANGE MY PANTS
FROM LAUGHING TOO HARD

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FROM A JOKE I TOLD?

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NO.

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GOOD,
BECAUSE THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

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THE JOKE HAPPENED,
BUT I DID NOT WET MY PANTS.

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I HAD TO GO HOME
BECAUSE OF MIGRAINES.

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SCOTT'S TOTS
IS A PROGRAM I STARTED

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AFTER I MET AN AMAZING GROUP
OF THIRD GRADERS

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ABOUT TEN YEARS AGO
AT CAREER DAY AT THEIR SCHOOL.

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[laughing]

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HAS IT REALLY BEEN
TEN YEARS?

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"LOCAL BUSINESSMAN
PLEDGES COLLEGE TUITION

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TO THIRD GRADERS."

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[laughs]

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MICHAEL,
WHY DID YOU PROMISE THAT?

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TO CHANGE LIVES.

183
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NO, MICHAEL, WHY WOULD YOU
PROMISE THAT?

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YEAH, OKAY, I--
CALL THE SCHOOL.

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CANCEL. I CAN'T GO THROUGH
WITH THIS.

186
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WE'VE ALREADY RESCHEDULED
SEVEN TIMES.

187
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MICHAEL, THIS IS A TERRIBLE,
TERRIBLE THING YOU'VE DONE.

188
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- WELL...
- IT'S TERRIBLE.

189
00:07:07,135 --> 00:07:09,721
- NO.
- JUST TERRIBLE.

190
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AND THE LONGER YOU PUT IT OFF,
THE WORSE IT'S GONNA GET.

191
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I JUST--I FELL IN LOVE
WITH THESE KIDS.

192
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AND I DIDN'T WANT TO SEE THEM
FALL VICTIM TO THE SYSTEM.

193
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SO I MADE THEM A PROMISE.

194
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I TOLD THEM
THAT IF THEY GRADUATED

195
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FROM HIGH SCHOOL,

196
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I WOULD PAY
FOR THEIR COLLEGE EDUCATION.

197
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I'VE MADE SOME EMPTY PROMISES
IN MY LIFE,

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BUT HANDS DOWN,
THAT WAS THE MOST GENEROUS.

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JUST TELL ME IT IS GOING
TO BE OKAY, ALL RIGHT?

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- NO!
- I'M NOT A BAD NEWS PERSON.

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I BRING GOOD NEWS.

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LIKE WHEN I PROMISED THOSE KIDS
I'D PAY FOR COLLEGE.

203
00:07:40,585 --> 00:07:42,712
- [laughing]
- OKAY.

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- ALL RIGHT.
- YOU HAVE TO TELL THEM.

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WOULD YOU COME WITH ME?

206
00:07:47,384 --> 00:07:51,429
YOU KNOW, LIKE OLD TIMES
INSTEAD OF...

207
00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:53,431
I CAN PRINT OUT
A NEW ITINERARY

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WITH PAM'S NAME ON IT.

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IT'S FINE.
ERIN, YOU'RE GOING TO GO.

210
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AND YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE SURE
MICHAEL TELLS THE TRUTH.

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AGH, GOD, YOU KNOW WHAT,
COULD THIS DAY GET ANY WORSE?

212
00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:03,358
HELLO, EVERYONE.

213
00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:04,776
COULD I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION,
PLEASE?

214
00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:07,278
I KNOW THINGS HAVE BEEN
A LITTLE ROUGH LATELY,

215
00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:08,780
AND I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE
A NICE BOOST OF MORALE

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00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:12,158
TO START AN EMPLOYEE
OF THE MONTH PROGRAM.

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00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:13,785
AHH.

218
00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:17,914
THE WINNER WOULD GET A PLAQUE,
MY PARKING SPACE,

219
00:08:17,956 --> 00:08:20,375
AND ONE PAID VACATION DAY.

220
00:08:20,417 --> 00:08:22,961
[cheers and applause]

221
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MR. SCOTT.

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HEY, MIKELA LASKER.

223
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- HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M GOOD.

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GOOD TO SEE YOU.
WHERE'S YOUR SAXOPHONE.

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IT'S IN THE MUSIC ROOM,
MR. SCOTT.

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EIGHTH-GRADE GRADUATION
SHE GAVE A RENDITION

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OF <i>WHEN THE SAINTS
GO MARCHING IN</i>

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THAT WOULD BLOW
YOUR FREAKING MIND.

229
00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:38,935
WOW.

230
00:08:38,977 --> 00:08:40,395
WELL,
YOU DIDN'T EVEN HEAR IT, SO...

231
00:08:40,437 --> 00:08:42,147
EVERYONE'S SO EXCITED
THAT YOU'RE HERE TODAY.

232
00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:43,565
OH, GOOD.

233
00:08:43,606 --> 00:08:45,817
BY THE WAY, I'M AN EDITOR
FOR THE SCHOOL PAPER NOW.

234
00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:47,152
OF COURSE YOU ARE.

235
00:08:47,193 --> 00:08:49,112
NOW, I KNOW YOU PROBABLY
WANT TO SEE EVERYONE,

236
00:08:49,154 --> 00:08:51,990
BUT I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD
ASK YOU SOME QUESTIONS FIRST.

237
00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:53,199
YOU'RE FAMOUS.

238
00:08:53,241 --> 00:08:54,409
I'M SURE YOU REMEMBER
THIS PLACE.

239
00:08:54,451 --> 00:08:56,036
- OH, YEP.
- DO YOU WANT TO GO IN?

240
00:08:56,077 --> 00:08:57,162
- YES.
- NO, NOT AT ALL.

241
00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:58,163
- OH, OKAY.
- NO. COME ON. LET'S GO.

242
00:08:58,204 --> 00:09:00,415
LET'S GET STARTED.

243
00:09:00,457 --> 00:09:01,833
- NOW...
- OH.

244
00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:03,293
HOW DID YOU FIRST COME UP
WITH THE IDEA

245
00:09:03,335 --> 00:09:04,461
FOR SCOTT'S TOTS.

246
00:09:04,502 --> 00:09:06,463
OKAY, WOW,
COMING RIGHT AT ME.

247
00:09:06,504 --> 00:09:10,884
UM, WELL, IT IS NO SECRET
THAT MY LAST NAME IS SCOTT.

248
00:09:10,925 --> 00:09:12,886
AND YOU WERE ALL TOTS
AT THE TIME.

249
00:09:12,927 --> 00:09:15,889
NO, I MEAN,
WHAT MADE YOU CHOOSE US?

250
00:09:15,930 --> 00:09:17,891
OKAY, WOW, FOLLOW-UP.

251
00:09:17,932 --> 00:09:20,518
UM, WELL, MIKELA,

252
00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:22,354
THIS--THIS IS YOUR ANSWER.

253
00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:24,230
I SAW YOU ALL THERE.

254
00:09:24,272 --> 00:09:25,690
I THOUGHT YOU WERE GREAT.

255
00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:29,069
AND I WANTED TO INSTILL
SOME HOPE INTO YOUR LIVES.

256
00:09:29,110 --> 00:09:32,697
AND I NEVER INTENDED ANY BAD
TO COME OF ANY OF IT.

257
00:09:32,739 --> 00:09:36,826
AND IT'S VERY IMPORTANT
THAT YOU UNDERSTAND THAT.

258
00:09:36,868 --> 00:09:38,536
I JUST WANTED TO DO
SOMETHING NICE.

259
00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:39,621
DO SOMETHING NICE?

260
00:09:39,662 --> 00:09:41,373
WHAT YOU DID WAS A MIRACLE.

261
00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:43,249
I WROTE MY COLLEGE ESSAY
ON YOU.

262
00:09:43,291 --> 00:09:45,168
NO.

263
00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:46,711
- YES.
- OKAY.

264
00:09:46,753 --> 00:09:48,588
NOW,
ARE THERE ANY OTHER STUDENTS

265
00:09:48,630 --> 00:09:49,881
WHOSE COLLEGE TUITION
YOU'RE PAYING FOR?

266
00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:53,385
OH, GOD. I DON'T--
I DON'T THINK SO.

267
00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:58,098
- HEY, JIMMY, WHAT'S UP?
- NOT MUCH.

268
00:09:58,139 --> 00:10:00,183
COOL. VERY COOL.

269
00:10:00,225 --> 00:10:01,393
I BET IF YOU TRIED,

270
00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:02,435
YOU COULD GROW
THE BEST BEARD

271
00:10:02,477 --> 00:10:04,562
OF ANYONE IN THIS OFFICE.

272
00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:06,022
[chuckles]
THANKS, DWIGHT.

273
00:10:06,064 --> 00:10:08,149
- THAT LAUGH IS SO INFECTIOUS.
- YOU'RE CREEPING ME OUT.

274
00:10:08,191 --> 00:10:09,734
- I'M GONNA GO.
- [laughs]

275
00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:12,529
[stops abruptly] I DIDN'T MEAN
ANY OF THOSE THINGS I JUST SAID.

276
00:10:12,570 --> 00:10:14,280
AND YOU CAN EXPECT
THE SAME THING

277
00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:16,574
FROM EVERYONE IN THIS OFFICE
IF YOU DON'T NIP

278
00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:19,577
THIS WHOLE EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH
SITUATION IN THE BUD.

279
00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,162
YOU PLAN ON GIVING IT OUT
FOR NEXT MONTH?

280
00:10:21,204 --> 00:10:22,580
- YES. THAT'S HOW IT WORKS.
- IDIOT.

281
00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,499
WHY? SO EVERYONE CAN KISS
YOUR GROSS ASS

282
00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:25,709
ALL MONTH LONG?

283
00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:29,170
LISTEN,
GIVE IT OUT FOR LAST MONTH.

284
00:10:29,212 --> 00:10:31,047
MAKE IT ABOUT THE WORK.

285
00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:32,966
LET ME GUESS, YOU THINK
YOU SHOULD GET IT.

286
00:10:33,008 --> 00:10:34,592
I DON'T NEED A PLAQUE
FROM YOU TO TELL ME

287
00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,970
THAT I'M THE BEST SALESMAN
IN THIS OFFICE.

288
00:10:37,012 --> 00:10:37,971
ALREADY HAVE ONE.

289
00:10:38,013 --> 00:10:41,182
MADE IT MYSELF
MY FIRST DAY HERE.

290
00:10:41,224 --> 00:10:43,643
WELL, WHAT ABOUT ACCOUNTING
OF CUSTOMER RELATIONS.

291
00:10:43,685 --> 00:10:45,520
THEY DON'T EVEN MAKE SALES.

292
00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:48,857
THIS ENCOMPASSES
ALL AVAILABLE DATA.

293
00:10:48,898 --> 00:10:52,235
HOURS. TARDINESS.
UNCONFIRMED SICK DAYS.

294
00:10:52,277 --> 00:10:53,570
PARTICIPATION.

295
00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:56,489
EVERYONE HAS BEEN ASSIGNED
A RANDOM NUMBER

296
00:10:56,531 --> 00:10:58,950
FOR TOTAL FAIRNESS
AND TRANSPARENCY.

297
00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:02,078
ALSO, THIS SHOULD BE ACCOMPANIED
BY A MONETARY PRIZE.

298
00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:03,163
WELL, IN AN IDEAL WORLD--

299
00:11:03,204 --> 00:11:04,456
IN AN IDEAL WORLD,

300
00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:05,790
I WOULD HAVE ALL TEN FINGERS
ON MY LEFT HAND

301
00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:07,417
SO MY RIGHT HAND COULD JUST BE
A FIST FOR PUNCHING.

302
00:11:07,459 --> 00:11:08,752
OKAY, IF IT'S ALL THE SAME
TO YOU,

303
00:11:08,793 --> 00:11:10,295
I'M JUST GONNA TAKE AWAY
"SURVIVAL SKILLS"

304
00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:11,796
AND "SELF-DEFENSE."

305
00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:14,215
I'M GONNA RUN THIS BY TOBY
IN ACCOUNTING

306
00:11:14,257 --> 00:11:15,759
AND HAVE HIM ASSEMBLE
THE DATA.

307
00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:21,348
THAT'S OKAY.
I'LL DO IT.

308
00:11:23,558 --> 00:11:24,601
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU KNOW WHAT?

309
00:11:24,642 --> 00:11:26,519
I SHOULDN'T GO IN THERE.
I'M PRETTY BUSY.

310
00:11:26,561 --> 00:11:28,104
- I SHOULD--
- WE JUST WANT TO SAY THANKS.

311
00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:30,982
OH.

312
00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:33,651
[cheers and applause]

313
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:38,698
[chanting "Mr. Scott"]

314
00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:43,912
MR. SCOTT,
I KNOW YOU'RE A BUSY MAN

315
00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:45,830
AND YOUR SCHEDULE
MOVES AROUND A LOT,

316
00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:48,583
BUT THROUGH ALL YOUR GENEROSITY
THROUGH THE YEARS,

317
00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:51,378
YOUR TOTS,
WHO ARE READY TO GRADUATE,

318
00:11:51,419 --> 00:11:55,048
THOUGHT IT WAS TIME
TO GIVE YOU A PROPER THANK YOU.

319
00:11:55,090 --> 00:11:58,551
[slapping desks
and clapping rhythmically]

320
00:11:58,593 --> 00:12:00,595
- OH.
- WHAT?

321
00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:01,805
- OH.
- BREAK IT DOWN.

322
00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:03,556
all: * HEY, MR. SCOTT ♪

323
00:12:03,598 --> 00:12:05,016
♪ WHAT YOU GONNA DO? ♪

324
00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:07,060
♪ WHAT YOU GONNA DO?
MAKE OUR DREAMS COME TRUE ♪

325
00:12:07,102 --> 00:12:09,479
♪ HEY, MR. SCOTT,
WHAT YOU GONNA DO? ♪

326
00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:12,023
♪ WHAT YOU GONNA DO?
MAKE OUR DREAMS COME TRUE ♪

327
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,858
* YOU CAME INTO OUR LIVES
AND MADE A PROMISE ♪

328
00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:16,486
♪ THAT MADE US HONEST,
MADE US REALIZE ♪

329
00:12:16,528 --> 00:12:19,572
♪ WE DON'T NEED TO COMPROMISE
'CAUSE WE CAN HAVE IT ALL ♪

330
00:12:19,614 --> 00:12:21,074
♪ 'CAUSE YOU MADE IT
POSSIBLE ♪

331
00:12:21,116 --> 00:12:23,785
♪ FOR US TO ACHIEVE
THE IMPROBABLE ♪

332
00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:25,620
- ♪ HEY *
- * HEY ♪

333
00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:26,955
- * HEY *
- * HEY ♪

334
00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:29,499
all: * HEY, MR. SCOTT,
WHAT YOU GONNA DO? ♪

335
00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:32,836
♪ WHAT YOU GONNA DO?
MAKE OUR DREAMS COME TRUE ♪

336
00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:35,171
WOW!

337
00:12:35,213 --> 00:12:40,135
[applause]

338
00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:43,513
[cheers]

339
00:12:43,555 --> 00:12:46,683
HEY, SO JIM THOUGHT
IT WOULD BE IDEAL

340
00:12:46,725 --> 00:12:49,644
- IF WE ALL PITCHED IN--
- HEY.

341
00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:51,438
SO JIM THOUGHT
IT WOULD BE IDEAL

342
00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:52,814
IF WE ALL PITCHED IN
A TWENTY

343
00:12:52,856 --> 00:12:54,566
FOR THIS WHOLE EMPLOYEE
OF THE MONTH THING.

344
00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:56,568
JIM SAID THAT?

345
00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:59,529
HE THOUGHT YOU WERE DOING
AN INCREDIBLE JOB LAST MONTH.

346
00:12:59,571 --> 00:13:02,532
- JIM SAID THAT?
- YOU SEEM SURPRISED.

347
00:13:02,574 --> 00:13:06,745
NO, NO. THAT MAKES
TOTAL SENSE.

348
00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:12,000
- HEY, BUDDY.
- SURE.

349
00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:14,669
SO EVERY--

350
00:13:14,711 --> 00:13:17,630
FIVE MINUTES
AHEAD OF SCHEDULE.

351
00:13:17,672 --> 00:13:19,799
RIGHT ON SCHEDULE.

352
00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:21,843
POLITICIANS
ARE ALWAYS COMING AROUND

353
00:13:21,885 --> 00:13:23,720
TELLING US THEY'RE GOING
TO FIX OUR SCHOOLS.

354
00:13:23,762 --> 00:13:26,348
PROMISING THIS AND THAT.

355
00:13:26,389 --> 00:13:27,807
BUT YOU, MR. SCOTT...

356
00:13:27,849 --> 00:13:31,436
[chuckles] YOU ARE ACTUALLY
DOING IT.

357
00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:32,979
YOU HAVE TAUGHT THESE KIDS,

358
00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:35,565
WITH HARD WORK
THAT ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.

359
00:13:35,607 --> 00:13:40,362
YOU ARE A DREAM MAKER.
AND I THANK YOU.

360
00:13:40,403 --> 00:13:44,282
I THANK YOU. I THANK YOU.
I THANK YOU. I THANK YOU.

361
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,701
- OH.
- SO MUCH.

362
00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:49,204
THANK YOU SO MUCH.

363
00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:51,956
HONESTLY, THE ONLY THING THAT
IS KEEPING ME HERE RIGHT NOW

364
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:55,043
IS THAT THERE MIGHT BE
ANOTHER RAP.

365
00:13:55,085 --> 00:13:57,087
OKAY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME.

366
00:13:57,128 --> 00:13:58,588
I KNOW
YOU'RE ALL VERY EXCITED.

367
00:13:58,630 --> 00:13:59,964
BUT NO MATTER WHO GETS THIS,

368
00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:02,008
[mock emotional tone]
I JUST WANTED TO SAY

369
00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:03,885
THAT YOU GUYS ARE ALL EMPLOYEES
OF THE MONTH IN MY EYES.

370
00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:05,845
[Dwight laughs forcibly]

371
00:14:05,887 --> 00:14:07,305
WAIT, IT'S FOR LAST MONTH?
I DIDN'T KNOW.

372
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:08,473
I WOULD HAVE TRIED HARDER.

373
00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:09,891
THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT.

374
00:14:09,933 --> 00:14:11,935
- THIS IS STUPID.
- YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME.

375
00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:14,270
WOW, ALREADY MAKING A PLAY
FOR NEXT MONTH.

376
00:14:14,312 --> 00:14:16,356
GREAT. THAT'S THE SPIRIT
BEHIND EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH.

377
00:14:16,398 --> 00:14:19,651
ALL RIGHT, AND THE WINNER IS
EMPLOYEE NUMBER NINE.

378
00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:21,236
AND THAT IS?

379
00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:25,573
NUMBER NINE, NUMBER NINE.
JIM HALPERT.

380
00:14:25,615 --> 00:14:26,783
- HUH?
- WHAT?

381
00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:28,785
- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
- OH, NO.

382
00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:31,329
I KNEW SOMETHING WAS ROTTEN
IN THE STATE OF DENMARK.

383
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:32,497
SHAKESPEARE.

384
00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:36,376
WAIT, I WAS NOT--
I DID NOT--

385
00:14:36,418 --> 00:14:41,756
[mock stuttering] I DID NOT.
THAT WAS NOT. HOW COME NOT?

386
00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:44,926
GUYS, LISTEN,
THIS WAS ANONYMOUS, ALL RIGHT?

387
00:14:44,968 --> 00:14:46,678
THERE'S NO WAY I COULD'VE
GIVEN IT TO MYSELF

388
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:49,097
BECAUSE I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
WHO WAS ON HERE.

389
00:14:49,139 --> 00:14:50,849
I JUST GAVE IT TO THE EMPLOYEE
WITH THE HIGHEST OVERALL SCORE.

390
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,100
WHAT A SCAM.

391
00:14:52,142 --> 00:14:54,060
YOU'RE A PIECE OF WORK, BEESLY.

392
00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:56,479
[spits]

393
00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:59,441
TO MY TALLY, YOU JUST WON BACK
YOUR OWN PARKING SPOT,

394
00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:00,775
A VACATION DAY,

395
00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:03,653
AND A NICE, TIDY QUARTER
OF $1,000 FROM ALL OF US.

396
00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:04,904
WILL EVERYBODY JUST STOP
FOR A SECOND,

397
00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:06,448
'CAUSE OBVIOUSLY I'M NOT
TAKING ANY OF IT.

398
00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:08,700
A MISTAKE HAS BEEN MADE
AND WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT.

399
00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:10,577
SECOND OF ALL,
THERE WAS NO CASH PRIZE.

400
00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:11,828
- YES.
- DWIGHT?

401
00:15:11,870 --> 00:15:13,121
YEAH, YOU SAID
"IN AN IDEAL WORLD,

402
00:15:13,163 --> 00:15:14,456
THERE WOULD BE A CASH PRIZE."

403
00:15:14,497 --> 00:15:15,790
ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU SAID?

404
00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:17,625
NO, DWIGHT, I MEANT
"YES, IN A PERFECT WORLD,

405
00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:19,252
SOMEONE WOULD GET MONEY,
BUT NOT--"

406
00:15:19,294 --> 00:15:22,797
YEAH, BUT IN YOUR PERFECT
WORLD, ONLY YOU GET MONEY.

407
00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:26,343
[employees protesting]

408
00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:28,303
THERE WERE A LOT OF TIMES
OVER THE YEARS

409
00:15:28,345 --> 00:15:30,263
WHERE I WAS PRESSURED
TO GET INTO THE DRUG GAME.

410
00:15:30,305 --> 00:15:32,390
BUT I ALWAYS THOUGHT BACK
TO MY GUARDIAN ANGEL...

411
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,100
[sobbing]

412
00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:35,810
AND THE GIFT
THAT YOU GAVE ME.

413
00:15:35,852 --> 00:15:37,479
SO I JUST WANT TO THANK YOU

414
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:40,273
FOR GIVING ME THE OPPORTUNITY
TO GO TO COLLEGE,

415
00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:41,316
EDUCATE MYSELF,

416
00:15:41,358 --> 00:15:43,610
AND BECOME THE NEXT
PRESIDENT OBAMA.

417
00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:47,072
OH GOD.

418
00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:50,867
OHH, GOD

419
00:15:50,909 --> 00:15:53,078
[employees protesting]

420
00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:55,205
IS THIS WHY YOU BECAME
CO-MANAGER,

421
00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:57,332
SO YOU COULD BECOME
EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH TOO.

422
00:15:57,374 --> 00:16:00,919
LOOK, THERE WAS A BIG MISTAKE,
OBVIOUSLY, SO I WILL FIX IT.

423
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,171
OKAY?
THIS WAS YOUR IDEA ANYWAY.

424
00:16:03,213 --> 00:16:05,882
CORRECTION.
IT WAS MY IDEA.

425
00:16:05,924 --> 00:16:09,511
- OKAY.
- [whispers] MY IDEA.

426
00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:11,930
GUYS, I'M STARTING TO THINK
PAM'S NOT EVEN PREGNANT.

427
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:15,350
OKAY. FOR THE RECORD,
I AM PREGNANT.

428
00:16:15,392 --> 00:16:18,186
AND, OBVIOUSLY, THERE'S BEEN
SOME KIND OF A MISTAKE.

429
00:16:18,228 --> 00:16:20,313
SO WHY DOESN'T JIM
JUST PICK

430
00:16:20,355 --> 00:16:23,692
THE NEXT HIGHEST SCORE
ON THE LIST AND WE'LL MOVE ON.

431
00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:24,859
- YEAH. OKAY.
- THAT'S FAIR.

432
00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:26,403
- FINE.
- EXCELLENT IDEA, PAM.

433
00:16:26,444 --> 00:16:27,779
THANK YOU.

434
00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:31,408
THAT WOULD BE EMPLOYEE NUMBER
THREE, WHICH IS...

435
00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:33,827
SON OF A BITCH!

436
00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:36,871
PAM HALPERT.
[employees protesting]

437
00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:39,624
HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?
NO OFFENSE, PAM.

438
00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:41,668
BUT HOW THE HELL
IS THAT POSSIBLE?

439
00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:45,005
THERE MUST BE SOME REASONABLE
EXPLANATION FOR THIS.

440
00:16:45,046 --> 00:16:47,924
NO, WAIT, COME ON.
I-I DIDN'T MISS A DAY.

441
00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:49,843
I CAME IN EARLY.
I STAYED LATE.

442
00:16:49,884 --> 00:16:51,845
AND I DOUBLED
MY SALES LAST MONTH.

443
00:16:51,886 --> 00:16:53,847
OH, REALLY, FROM WHAT,
TWO TO FOUR?

444
00:16:53,888 --> 00:16:55,140
YEP.

445
00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:56,725
HOW DID YOU NOT THINK
WE WOULD REALIZE

446
00:16:56,766 --> 00:16:58,059
WHAT YOU WERE DOING?

447
00:16:58,101 --> 00:17:00,562
GUYS, THIS ISN'T SOME
ELABORATE SCAM, OKAY?

448
00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:04,566
HI, I HAVE AN ORDER HERE
FOR A CUSTOM CAKE, JIM HALPERT.

449
00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:08,403
OKAY. THAT IS ME,
BUT I DIDN'T ORDER THE CAKE.

450
00:17:08,445 --> 00:17:09,654
OH, I DON'T KNOW.

451
00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:14,117
- JUST SIGN HERE.
- GREAT.

452
00:17:14,159 --> 00:17:16,202
- THANKS.
- YEAH.

453
00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:26,004
I ONLY GOT A 1, MAN, SO... SORRY.

454
00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:29,090
LOOK WHO IT IS.
[employees protesting]

455
00:17:29,132 --> 00:17:32,344
"IT COULD ONLY BE YOU."

456
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:33,928
IF THAT'S A JOKE,
IT'S NOT FUNNY.

457
00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:35,764
AND IF THAT REAL,
IT'S UNCONSCIONABLE.

458
00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:37,098
I DIDN'T ORDER THE CAKE.

459
00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:40,185
IT'S GOT A GIANT PICTURE
OF MY FACE ON IT.

460
00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:41,936
DOES THAT SOUND LIKE
SOMETHING I'D DO?

461
00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:43,855
I GUESS IT'S JUST
A WORLDWIDE CONSPIRACY.

462
00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:45,273
[laughs]

463
00:17:45,315 --> 00:17:47,776
OKAY, I AM OBVIOUSLY NOT
EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH.

464
00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:49,778
FINE.
CLEARLY PAM ISN'T EITHER.

465
00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:50,904
CLEARLY? WHY IS THAT CLEAR?

466
00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:52,155
I DOUBLED MY SALES.

467
00:17:52,197 --> 00:17:54,366
IT'S THE BETRAYAL
THAT HURTS THE MOST.

468
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:56,534
THAT'S IT.
OKAY, FROM RIGHT NOW ON

469
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,286
EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH
IS CANCELED, OKAY?

470
00:17:58,328 --> 00:17:59,245
HAPPY?

471
00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:04,626
YEAH,
THAT'S A GREAT SOLUTION,

472
00:18:04,668 --> 00:18:06,670
NOBODY CAN.

473
00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:07,921
[groans]

474
00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:10,924
THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS.

475
00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:12,300
I'M GONNA HAVE SOME CAKE.

476
00:18:12,342 --> 00:18:14,511
AND LET'S PUT
YOUR HANDS TOGETHER

477
00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:15,679
AND GIVE A WARM WELCOME

478
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:18,181
FOR THE MAN OF THE HOUR,
MR. MICHAEL SCOTT.

479
00:18:18,223 --> 00:18:23,812
[cheers and applause]

480
00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:28,983
THANK YOU.

481
00:18:29,025 --> 00:18:30,944
ALL RIGHT. WOW.

482
00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:34,698
UM, I AM NEVER GOING
TO FORGET TODAY.

483
00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:36,074
NOT A CHANCE.

484
00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:38,910
I DON'T THINK I COULD
EVER GIVE BACK TO YOU

485
00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:40,495
WHAT YOU HAVE
GIVEN ME TODAY.

486
00:18:40,537 --> 00:18:43,248
WHO HERE HAS DONE SOMETHING
STUPID IN THEIR LIVES,

487
00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:46,501
LIKE SKIPPED OUT ON STUDY HALL
OR MIX UP THE DIFFERENCE

488
00:18:46,543 --> 00:18:48,628
BETWEEN "A" GYM AND "B" GYM,
THAT SORT OF THING?

489
00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:51,840
SHOW OF HANDS. ANYBODY.
YES. BUNCH OF YOU. OKAY.

490
00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:53,341
WELL, ME TOO.

491
00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:56,261
I'VE DONE SOMETHING STUPID,
WHICH I WOULD LIKE TO SHARE.

492
00:18:56,302 --> 00:19:00,432
UM...
[school bell rings]

493
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:02,934
- SHOULD WE GO?
- OH, NO. WE'RE OKAY.

494
00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:05,729
- IT'S A--IT'S A DOUBLE PERIOD.
- AH. ALL RIGHT.

495
00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:09,315
I CAME HERE TODAY
BECAUSE I PROMISED YOU TUITION.

496
00:19:09,357 --> 00:19:11,693
AND TUITION IS VERY VALUABLE.

497
00:19:11,735 --> 00:19:15,697
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT'S INVALUABLE
IS INTUITION.

498
00:19:15,739 --> 00:19:17,032
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS?

499
00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:19,451
THAT IS THE ABILITY TO KNOW

500
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:22,537
WHEN SOMETHING
IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN.

501
00:19:22,579 --> 00:19:24,873
DOES ANYBODY OUT THERE
HAVE INTUITION?

502
00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:27,208
KNOW WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN NEXT?

503
00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:30,128
NOBODY? OKAY.
YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME SAY IT.

504
00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:33,548
ALL RIGHT, I AM SO PROUD

505
00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:36,134
OF ALL OF YOU.

506
00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:38,345
DERRICK, AND LEFERVRE,

507
00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:40,930
AND--AND BEN, AND AYANA,
AND MIKELA,

508
00:19:40,972 --> 00:19:43,975
AND NIKKI, AND JASON, AND...

509
00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:45,769
I'M--SORRY, OKAY.

510
00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:47,062
SORRY. SPACING.
YOUR NAME.

511
00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:49,689
I'M ZION. I'M MIKELA'S
YOUNGER BROTHER.

512
00:19:49,731 --> 00:19:52,067
WELL, ZION, I AM NOT GOING
TO BE PAYING FOR YOUR TUITION.

513
00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:53,777
[students laugh]

514
00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:55,820
[laughs nervously]

515
00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:57,322
WHICH BRINGS ME
TO MY MAIN POINT

516
00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:59,240
AND THAT IS THAT I WILL NOT
BE ABLE TO PAY

517
00:19:59,282 --> 00:20:03,536
FOR ANYBODY'S TUITION.

518
00:20:03,578 --> 00:20:07,207
I'M SO, SO SORRY.

519
00:20:07,248 --> 00:20:10,085
- YOU'RE KIDDING.
- EXCUSE ME?

520
00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:14,297
[students shouting angrily]

521
00:20:17,759 --> 00:20:19,594
[students shouting angrily]

522
00:20:19,636 --> 00:20:21,763
EXPLAIN YOURSELF, SIR.

523
00:20:21,805 --> 00:20:25,350
I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.
I'M SO SORRY.

524
00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:30,689
- YOU LIED TO US.
- I LIED TO MYSELF TOO.

525
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,482
I'M NOT A MILLIONAIRE.

526
00:20:32,524 --> 00:20:34,025
I THOUGHT I WOULD BE
BY THE TIME I WAS 30,

527
00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:35,527
BUT I WASN'T EVEN CLOSE.

528
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:38,279
AND THEN I THOUGHT
MAYBE BY THE TIME I WAS 40.

529
00:20:38,321 --> 00:20:41,199
BUT BY 40, I HAD LESS MONEY
THAN WHEN I WAS 30.

530
00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:42,617
MAYBE BY MY 50s,
I DON'T KNOW.

531
00:20:42,659 --> 00:20:46,496
I WANTED TO PAY
FOR YOUR EDUCATION.

532
00:20:46,538 --> 00:20:50,500
I REALLY DID.
IT WAS MY DREAM.

533
00:20:50,542 --> 00:20:52,002
SOME PEOPLE HAVE EVIL DREAMS.

534
00:20:52,043 --> 00:20:54,671
SOME PEOPLE
HAVE SELFISH DREAMS

535
00:20:54,713 --> 00:20:56,214
OR WET DREAMS.

536
00:20:56,256 --> 00:20:57,841
MY DREAM
WAS IN THE RIGHT PLACE.

537
00:20:57,882 --> 00:21:02,137
- YOU OWE THIS TO US.
- OKAY, HOLD ON. HOLD ON.

538
00:21:02,178 --> 00:21:06,099
NOW I CAN'T PAY
FOR YOUR COLLEGE.

539
00:21:06,141 --> 00:21:09,060
BUT YOU DON'T HAVE
TO GO TO CLASS

540
00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:11,229
TO BE IN CLASS.

541
00:21:11,271 --> 00:21:14,649
ONLINE COURSES
ARE A VIABLE OPTION

542
00:21:14,691 --> 00:21:16,818
TO A TRADITIONAL COLLEGE EXPERIENCE.

543
00:21:16,860 --> 00:21:19,237
AND THE BEST WAY
TO ACCESS THOSE COURSES

544
00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:22,741
IS WITH YOUR
OWN PERSONAL LAPTOP.

545
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:26,661
WHICH IS RENDERED USELESS
WITHOUT BATTERIES.

546
00:21:26,703 --> 00:21:28,371
AND I HAVE ONE
FOR EACH OF YOU.

547
00:21:28,413 --> 00:21:32,834
[students shouting angrily]

548
00:21:32,876 --> 00:21:36,421
HEY, HOLD--HOLD ON.
HOLD ON. HOLD ON. HOLD ON.

549
00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:38,006
HOLD ON. THEY'RE LITHIUM.

550
00:21:38,048 --> 00:21:42,594
[students shouting angrily]

551
00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:51,144
GREAT PARTY, JIM.

552
00:21:51,186 --> 00:21:52,854
BUT IT'S NOT A PARTY.

553
00:21:52,896 --> 00:21:54,022
IT'S NOT A SANCTIONED PARTY.

554
00:21:54,064 --> 00:21:55,231
BECAUSE I DIDN'T ORDER
THE CAKE.

555
00:21:55,273 --> 00:21:56,816
DO I STILL GET
THAT PAID VACATION DAY?

556
00:21:56,858 --> 00:21:59,944
HON, CAN WE TALK
ABOUT IT LATER, MAYBE?

557
00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:01,488
YEAH.

558
00:22:01,529 --> 00:22:03,156
I DON'T KNOW WHAT EVERYONE
IS GETTING SO UPSET ABOUT.

559
00:22:03,198 --> 00:22:04,449
IT'S WAS JUST MATHEMATICAL.

560
00:22:04,491 --> 00:22:06,117
IF ANYONE SHOULD BE UPSET,
IT SHOULD BE ME,

561
00:22:06,159 --> 00:22:07,535
'CAUSE I HAD THE HIGHEST
SALES FIGURES.

562
00:22:07,577 --> 00:22:10,372
ACTUALLY, IF ANYONE
SHOULD BE UPSET, IT'S ME,

563
00:22:10,413 --> 00:22:12,290
BECAUSE THE WHOLE DAMN THING
WAS MY IDEA.

564
00:22:12,332 --> 00:22:13,792
THAT IS TRUE.

565
00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:15,543
IT WAS ANDY'S IDEA.

566
00:22:15,585 --> 00:22:17,170
MY IDEA.

567
00:22:17,212 --> 00:22:19,631
OH, GOTTA TAKE THIS.

568
00:22:19,673 --> 00:22:21,424
MOSE JUST LEARNED HOW
TO USE A PHONE.

569
00:22:21,466 --> 00:22:24,094
LET'S JUST SAY EVERY DAY
HAS BEEN AN ADVENTURE.

570
00:22:24,135 --> 00:22:26,471
[laughs]

571
00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:27,764
DAVID WALLACE'S OFFICE.

572
00:22:27,806 --> 00:22:29,349
[imitating Kevin]
THIS IS KEVIN MALONE.

573
00:22:29,391 --> 00:22:30,850
IS DAVID THERE?

574
00:22:30,892 --> 00:22:32,477
NO, HE'S IN HIS WEEKLY
STAFF MEETING.

575
00:22:32,519 --> 00:22:33,978
CAN I TAKE A MESSAGE?

576
00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:36,815
TELL HIM I'M MAD AT JIM,

577
00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:40,652
'CAUSE HE'S ASKING US
TO GIVE MONEY TO PAM.

578
00:22:40,694 --> 00:22:43,154
[imitating Stanley]
THIS IS STANLEY HUDSON.

579
00:22:43,196 --> 00:22:46,157
JIM HALPERT IS A MENACE.

580
00:22:46,199 --> 00:22:48,493
[imitating Toby]
IT'S TOBY FLENDERSON.

581
00:22:48,535 --> 00:22:51,538
LISTEN, THINGS ARE GETTING
REALLY BAD DOWN HERE.

582
00:22:51,579 --> 00:22:53,289
[imitating Meredith]
IT'S MEREDITH PALMER.

583
00:22:53,331 --> 00:22:56,918
LISTEN, KID,
I'M GONNA BE DRUNK AS SKUNK

584
00:22:56,960 --> 00:23:00,171
AND YOU DON'T NEED TO TELL ME
ABOUT CROTCH INJURIES.

585
00:23:00,213 --> 00:23:03,425
BUT JIM HALPERT
IS A [bleep] PRICK.

586
00:23:08,430 --> 00:23:12,851
HEY, MR. SCOTT.

587
00:23:12,892 --> 00:23:16,187
ERIN, CAN YOU GIVE US
A SECOND?

588
00:23:16,229 --> 00:23:17,522
THAT WAS MESSED UP
WHAT YOU DID.

589
00:23:17,564 --> 00:23:20,400
YEAH. YEAH. I KNOW. I KNOW.
I KNOW. I'M SORRY.

590
00:23:20,442 --> 00:23:21,818
WHO DOES SOMETHING
LIKE THAT?

591
00:23:21,860 --> 00:23:23,820
WHO PROMISES THAT
TO A BUNCH OF KIDS

592
00:23:23,862 --> 00:23:28,033
AND THEN JUST DOESN'T
COME THROUGH LIKE THAT?

593
00:23:28,074 --> 00:23:30,744
- WHAT CAN I DO?
- YOU CAN PAY FOR MY COLLEGE.

594
00:23:30,785 --> 00:23:32,996
I CAN GIVE YOU
AN EXTRA LAPTOP BATTERY.

595
00:23:33,038 --> 00:23:36,166
NOT EVERYONE TOOK ONE.

596
00:23:36,207 --> 00:23:41,338
- [sighs]
- [sighs] HOW ABOUT THIS...

597
00:23:41,379 --> 00:23:44,215
IF YOU CAN FIND A WAY
TO PAY FOR YOUR TUITION,

598
00:23:44,257 --> 00:23:46,384
LET ME BUY YOUR BOOKS,
OKAY?

599
00:23:46,426 --> 00:23:47,344
THEY'RE EXPENSIVE.

600
00:23:47,385 --> 00:23:48,803
YEAH, WELL,

601
00:23:48,845 --> 00:23:50,722
I OWE YOU THAT AT LEAST,
RIGHT?

602
00:23:50,764 --> 00:23:54,434
- IT'S ABOUT $1,000.
- [exhales] REALLY. WOW.

603
00:23:54,476 --> 00:23:57,395
THAT'S--THAT'S OVER $200
A YEAR.

604
00:23:57,437 --> 00:24:00,774
- NO, $1,000 EACH YEAR.
- FOR--OKAY.

605
00:24:00,815 --> 00:24:02,609
OKAY.

606
00:24:02,650 --> 00:24:04,027
HERE'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO,

607
00:24:04,069 --> 00:24:07,030
I'M GONNA WRITE FOUR CHECKS
FOR $1,000 EACH.

608
00:24:07,072 --> 00:24:09,491
I'M GOING TO DATE THEM
ONE YEAR APART.

609
00:24:09,532 --> 00:24:11,576
NOW, YOU ARE TO USE
ONE CHECK A YEAR.

610
00:24:11,618 --> 00:24:13,203
AND PLEASE CALL ME
BEFORE YOU CASH THE CHECK.

611
00:24:13,244 --> 00:24:14,579
YEAH. YEAH.

612
00:24:14,621 --> 00:24:16,539
'CAUSE I'VE GOT MONIES
TO MOVE AROUND, OKAY?

613
00:24:16,581 --> 00:24:17,874
MAKE IT OUT
TO MY MOM, ROSA.

614
00:24:17,916 --> 00:24:21,586
- [exhales]
- THAT'S A LOT OF ZEROES.

615
00:24:21,628 --> 00:24:25,840
- [phone rings]
- DUNDER MIFFLIN, THIS IS RYAN.

616
00:24:25,882 --> 00:24:28,385
SURE THING, DAVID.
I WILL TR...

617
00:24:28,426 --> 00:24:31,930
SURE THING, MR. WALLACE.
I WILL TRANSFER YOU.

618
00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:34,224
[phone rings]

619
00:24:34,265 --> 00:24:35,517
THIS IS JIM.

620
00:24:35,558 --> 00:24:37,268
JIM, WHAT THE HELL
IS HAPPENING THERE?

621
00:24:37,310 --> 00:24:39,396
- HEY, UH, DAVID.
- YES.

622
00:24:39,437 --> 00:24:40,689
SO THERE WAS A LITTLE BIT

623
00:24:40,730 --> 00:24:42,774
OF A MISCOMMUNICATION
HERE TODAY.

624
00:24:42,816 --> 00:24:45,443
IT'S BEEN A LITTLE WILD.
UH, BUT I AM ON IT.

625
00:24:45,485 --> 00:24:47,278
JUST SO I UNDERSTAND,

626
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:48,697
YOU STARTED EMPLOYEE
OF THE MONTH,

627
00:24:48,738 --> 00:24:51,449
GIVE IT TO YOURSELF,
THEN PEOPLE COMPLAIN,

628
00:24:51,491 --> 00:24:52,575
SO YOU GIVE IT TO YOUR WIFE?

629
00:24:52,617 --> 00:24:53,910
- NO.
- AM I MISSING SOMETHING?

630
00:24:53,952 --> 00:24:55,662
I REALLY DON'T KNOW
HOW IT HAPPENED, DAVID.

631
00:24:55,704 --> 00:24:57,872
I KNOW HOW IT HAPPENED.

632
00:25:05,088 --> 00:25:06,339
JIM, I BUMPED YOU UP

633
00:25:06,381 --> 00:25:08,049
BECAUSE I THOUGHT
YOU COULD MAKE MY LIFE EASIER.

634
00:25:08,091 --> 00:25:09,134
IF YOU CAN'T DO THAT,

635
00:25:09,175 --> 00:25:11,469
WE'RE GONNA HAVE
A SEPARATE DISCUSSION.

636
00:25:11,511 --> 00:25:13,722
ALL RIGHT, IT WILL NOT
HAPPEN AGAIN.

637
00:25:13,763 --> 00:25:15,807
I PROMISE.

638
00:25:15,849 --> 00:25:20,603
UH, HEY, I'M SORRY.
I'M TAKING THIS OUT ON YOU.

639
00:25:20,645 --> 00:25:22,147
- NO.
- IT'S BEEN CRAZY HERE.

640
00:25:22,188 --> 00:25:24,482
YOU KNOW I THINK YOU'RE DOING
A GREAT JOB, RIGHT?

641
00:25:24,524 --> 00:25:26,317
- WHAT?
- YEAH. THANK YOU.

642
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:28,737
- NO.
- OKAY. [laughs]

643
00:25:28,778 --> 00:25:30,488
HEY, WE STILL ON
FOR DINNER THIS WEEKEND?

644
00:25:30,530 --> 00:25:31,823
- WHAT?
- YES.

645
00:25:31,865 --> 00:25:34,117
- OKAY.
- OH, YOU'RE KIDDING ME!

646
00:25:34,159 --> 00:25:36,286
- SEE YOU.
- DAMN IT!

647
00:25:36,327 --> 00:25:39,330
[softly] * HEY, MR. SCOTT,
WHAT YOU GONNA DO? ♪

648
00:25:39,372 --> 00:25:42,083
♪ WHAT YOU GONNA DO?
MAKE OUR DREAMS COME TRUE ♪

649
00:25:42,125 --> 00:25:45,170
♪ HEY, MR. SCOTT,
WHAT YOU GONNA DO? ♪

650
00:25:45,211 --> 00:25:47,839
PLEASE STOP.

651
00:25:47,881 --> 00:25:51,760
15 LIVES.

652
00:25:51,801 --> 00:25:53,970
I DESTROYED
15 YOUNG LIVES TODAY.

653
00:25:54,012 --> 00:25:56,473
- NO.
- YES.

654
00:25:56,514 --> 00:25:58,683
NO. THERE'S FINANCIAL AID.

655
00:25:58,725 --> 00:26:03,063
UH, THEY COULD JOIN
THE ARMY OR THE NAVY.

656
00:26:03,104 --> 00:26:06,566
YOU'RE WHAT, LIKE, 12?

657
00:26:10,236 --> 00:26:14,074
THE PRINCIPAL TOLD ME
THAT 90% OF SCOTT'S TOTS

658
00:26:14,115 --> 00:26:16,701
ARE ON TRACK TO GRADUATE
AND THAT'S 35% HIGHER

659
00:26:16,743 --> 00:26:18,161
THAN THE REST OF THE SCHOOL.

660
00:26:18,203 --> 00:26:21,831
SO I THINK THAT IF YOU HADN'T
MADE THAT PROMISE,

661
00:26:21,873 --> 00:26:23,416
A LOT OF THEM
WOULD'VE DROPPED OUT,

662
00:26:23,458 --> 00:26:28,004
WHICH IS SOMETHING
TO THINK ABOUT, I THINK.

663
00:26:36,096 --> 00:26:39,057
I THINK YOU'RE DOING
A GREAT JOB.

664
00:26:39,099 --> 00:26:43,395
REALLY?

665
00:26:43,436 --> 00:26:44,729
WHAT DO YOU WANT
FROM THIS JOB,

666
00:26:44,771 --> 00:26:48,024
PROVIDED THE COMPANY
DOESN'T GO OUT OF BUSINESS?

667
00:26:48,066 --> 00:26:49,693
I'VE ALWAYS WONDERED
WHAT IT MIGHT BE LIKE

668
00:26:49,734 --> 00:26:51,569
- TO BE AN ACCOUNTANT.
- REALLY?

669
00:26:51,611 --> 00:26:54,656
YES. BUT I'M TERRIBLE
AT MATH SO... [laughs]

670
00:26:54,698 --> 00:26:56,199
YOU KNOW,
WHEN I HIRED KEVIN,

671
00:26:56,241 --> 00:27:00,328
HE WAS ACTUALLY APPLYING
FOR A JOB IN THE WAREHOUSE.

672
00:27:00,370 --> 00:27:02,497
- SERIOUSLY?
- YEAH.

673
00:27:02,539 --> 00:27:06,918
I JUST SORT OF HAD A FEELING
ABOUT HIM.

674
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:10,213
I HAVE A FEELING
ABOUT YOU TOO.

675
00:27:12,757 --> 00:27:15,218
♪ HEY, MR. SCOTT,
WHAT YOU GONNA DO? ♪

676
00:27:15,260 --> 00:27:18,221
both: * WHAT YOU GONNA DO?
MAKE OUR DREAMS COME TRUE ♪

677
00:27:18,263 --> 00:27:21,141
♪ HEY, MR. SCOTT,
WHAT YOU GONNA DO? ♪

678
00:27:21,182 --> 00:27:23,143
♪ WHAT YOU GONNA DO?
MAKE OUR DREAMS COME TRUE ♪

679
00:27:23,184 --> 00:27:24,561
YEAH.

680
00:27:29,024 --> 00:27:32,736
- SEE YOU TOMORROW, DWIGHT.
- APPARENTLY.

681
00:27:32,777 --> 00:27:35,572
- HOW'S IT GOING? GOOD DAY?
- NOT NOW, TEMP.

682
00:27:35,613 --> 00:27:39,701
UM, OKAY.
SO, UM, LISTEN.

683
00:27:39,743 --> 00:27:42,662
I KNOW ABOUT
YOUR DIABOLICAL PLAN.

684
00:27:42,704 --> 00:27:47,292
WHAT? DIABOLICAL PLAN?

685
00:27:47,334 --> 00:27:49,044
I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
HOW TO BEGIN A DIA...

686
00:27:49,085 --> 00:27:52,255
I FOUND A COPY OF IT
IN THE COPIER TRAY.

687
00:27:52,297 --> 00:27:53,631
SO WHAT DO YOU WANT?

688
00:27:53,673 --> 00:27:55,592
I WANT THE SAME THING
YOU WANT.

689
00:27:55,633 --> 00:27:58,553
I WANT TO TAKE
JIM HALPERT DOWN.

690
00:27:58,595 --> 00:28:00,263
I WANT IN.